CAN I TELL YOU GUYS A STORY? WEll okay so like my friend who i have a really big crush on was over and he was cosplaying dean, and i was cosplaying castiel and we went on omegle and someone connECTED TO US AND TOLD US TO KISS AND I JUST KINDA LOOKED AT HIM AND BLUSHED BUT HE DIDNT EVEN HESITATE AND Now i have a boyfriend so thank you person on omegle for telling us to kiss vuv
did i mention this was my first kiss
a list of spells i would use on my enemies if i were a witch:
- the feeling that everything they touch is damp, for five weeks
- extreme ticklishness to carpet and rugs even through shoes
- the feeling that gravity is 10x heavier in three certain shops for one week
Favourite movies: [1/?]
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
when you’ve read all the decent fic but your craving hasn’t been satisfied so you keep trawling the depths of the internet hoping for an undiscovered trove and re-reading all the fic you’ve already read
My favorite Harry Potter character was the Sorting Hat. His job was to learn people’s secrets and then judge them.
Are you ready for the revolution?
#IT’S THE DAY THAT THOR FACED MIDGARD AND LOKI TURNED HIS BACK ON IT
Some genius named Jeff Bennett has unleashed the full force of the Dark Side on the Painter of Light’s treacly, bucolic world in a new series called “Wars on Kinkade.”
At the time of his death in 2012, Thomas Kinkade was the most collected living artist in America, with an estimated one in 20 homes owning one of his original paintings. Apparently this made Darth Vader very jealous and angry, so he sicked his automaton army on Kinkade’s cutesy compositions.
Awww Firnen is so small
can we all just take a minute to imagine steve rogers’ face the first time he heard someone say “motherfucker” casually
This gets me every time
Thor’s pop-tart and Steve’s face omg
Una delle saghe fantasy più belle in assoluto.